周朝有多少年 周朝建立了多少年
2023-01-30
英語小笑話 英語小笑話有哪些
更新時(shí)間：2022-08-05 00:06:54作者：未知
1、A Useful Way 一個(gè)有效的方法
Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。
Father: Whats that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克：我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
2、我根本就看不見
After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while， her son returnedand said， Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。
晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見?！?/p>
3、Toms excuse 湯姆的借口
Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。
教師：湯姆，您為什么每一天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次走過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上頭寫著：學(xué)校----慢行。
4、三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， Go home and get the umbrella。
The little turtle replied， I will， if you dont drink my offee。
We wont， the other two promised。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。
Just then a voice called from outside the door， If you do， I wont go。
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧?！盵由Www.QunZou.Com整理]
最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們能夠把它的咖啡喝掉了?！?/p>
正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”
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